Count Contessa REIGNS in The Ratchet

Count Contessa is my latest muse.  Hailing from Long Island, New York, by the way of Brooklyn…  This Italian bombshell is heating up the internet and catching the attention of people worldwide with her latest video, “Reign in Ratchet”.

Contessa Stuto is a legendary performer and personality from the underground party scene/movement of NYC and has been for the past decade.  Although she has been known for this and her Cunt Mafia movement, she recently gained global notoriety through Harlem rapstress, Azealia Banks’s song entitled, “Count Contessa”, a song paying homage to this crowned diva.  Talk about influence and rank.

And with the spotlight shining on her, she has released a new video to a song that condemns the rich and famous for their swift and unapologetic theft of urban and underground culture and music within recent years.  The video for “Reign in Ratchet” is a beautiful, yet wild representation of an already bubbling and creative community of people that are having fun and just being THEMSELVES.  Thus, being the reason why Count Contessa is the unique and visionary artist that people love.  And even love to steal from…  I’m just saying.

Look out for more from the Cunt Queen, and be sure to follow her on Twitter…
She is a Kiiiiiii on there!


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Harlem World Reacts to the ‘New’ Harlem Shake

SO….
Last week, I began to see a buzz on Twitter and throughout the net that, lo and behold, some one resuscitated a classic dance from the dead, and that the Harlem Shake had been brought back to life.  So I went to Youtube to see one of the TRILLION (No, I’m serious) remixes/videos of this “new” craze to see what it’s hitting for.  And nearly 15 seconds in I say to myself, “THIS AIN’T THE HARLEM SHAKE!  LET ALONE, A NEW YORK STYLE HIP-HOP BEAT!”.

This craze has literally taken over the internet like never before.  You have people uploading videos every second, worldwide, showcasing their take on the shake.  But what I’ve been thinking to myself all along is, what do the dear people of Harlem, New York, USA think about this?  Because as old as the original dance is (in the GIF above), it was very original and classic.  Even here in Cincinnati, everybody in 8th grade was trying to jig to this new sound and Hip-Hop dance.

So the good people at Schelpp Films went to the streets to hear the real voice of Harlem to get their opinions on this fanatically, awkward phenomenon that’s going on.  And I’m telling you, I’ve watched this video so many times, and I enjoy it more and more each time.  You gotta love New Yorkers, their reactions are priceless!


So what’s your take on the new Harlem Shake?  I say, shout out to Bauuer, the producer of this new track, but it is nothing more than a dance beat.  It doesn’t stand a chance to G-Dep’s “Let’s Get It” or the many other songs from the 2001-2003 era that had everybody rocking; the original Harlem Shake was a movement.  It was Hip-Hop and authentic.  But I don’t know so much about this.  Share your thoughts.